Usually when an actress vows to never get all naked and let people film her, we cry. And we wait for the inevitable red-carpet nipple slip to placate us. But usually those actresses are your Jessica Albas and your Scarlett Johanssons, actresses who actually have the opportunity to show skin in movies we would actually watch. When Hilary Duff says she'll never do nudity, it really doesn't affect us much. Even if she were to go full frontal and have sex with a horse in Cheaper by the Dozen Part 8 we wouldn't know about it because we'd be in the next theater waiting for Jessica Simpson's bikini strap to lose its battle with gravity.
Hilary Duff has starred in such films as The Perfect Man, A Cinderella Story, and The Lizzie McGuire Movie. The only people over the age of twelve who have seen any of these movies were asleep in their popcorn buckets while their daughters fantasized about how dreamy it would be to kiss Chad Michael Murray. Which means that she's not exactly in line to star in Naked Virgins in Space or Basic Instinct 3. But still she felt the need to tell us that she'll never, ever, not if you give her eleventy billion dollars take her clothes off in front of a camera. She said:
If I do a movie I want to be myself. I don't want to take my top off or anything. In the States, it seems it's the trend to turn 18 or 19 and then take your shirt off and do something crazy, and I don't know what comes after that.
Let's see, what comes after an 18 or 19 year old actress takes off her top? Could the answer be men, all over their BarcaLoungers? Ha! That one was easy. Thanks for setting it up so nicely, Hil.
Because Hilary Duff doesn't do nudity, she's not at MrSkin.com. But Hilary Swank is. That girl loves to get naked.
