High Beam Me Up, Scotty

We're cool mother f-ers. We drive sports cars and have huge muscles and hang out in the VIP area of clubs with Playboy Playmates and hip hop moguls and drink Veuve Clicquot from ruby-encrusted goblets that we then throw in the trash and piss upon. But even though we are unbearably, untouchably awesome, we still keep it real and occasionally give a shoutout to our geeky Star Trek-loving brethren. That's just how we roll.

Hey, look, it's Marina Sirtis, aka Counselor Deanna Troi, in a tight top that constricts her jugs and highlights her pokular nipples. We suppose we could make a bunch of clever punny quips about her planetoids (snarf!) or her heavenly body (guffaw!) or the Deep Space (Nine) between her meteorites (chortle!), but we're too busy trying to load our new purebred puggle into the back of our Bentley while balancing our Swarovski-jeweled Razr and fighting off the advances of Scarlett Johansson, so you'll just have to wank alone, dorks.

More of Marina, naked, at MrSkin.com. Black hole included.

Tagged as: Marina Sirtis, paparazzi, television