Jennifer Love Hewitt is planning her next career move to be taken seriously as an actress: posing nude for Playboy. Makes sense: her turn as a distraught lover in an Enrique Igelesias video and John Mayer's assertion that her body was, in fact, a wonderland didn't exactly catapult her into the artistic stratosphere.
We don't have any confirmation on this, but various sources have asserted that Hugetits is, indeed, seriously considering shucking her duds and busting out some landing strip for the mag. A couple of stoolie pals of Jennifer's told Star:
"Jennifer has received some really big-bucks offers for years from magazines, including Playboy, to pose nude."
"She always gets offered a cute little sidekick role. She told me that maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing her assets might give her a little edgier image, and she might be considered for a femme fatale role. She knows she can pull it off, but she thinks casting directors aren't so sure."
Far be it from us or anyone to attempt to talk J-Lo-Hew out of posing for Playboy, but you know what, Jen? We're vaguely certain that everyone in the USA has a pretty good inkling that you have real, enormous breasts. But if you honestly, honestly believe that taking naked porno pictures will make directors muse, "Say! Is that Jennifer Love Hewitt there, with the chain-mail thigh-highs rubbing her beaver on a chaise lounge? Get her agent on the horn! Fire Charlize Theron ASAP, I want Hewitt to play the kidnapped pediatric dentist/goodwill ambassador in my new political thriller set in Uganda! Chop chop!", then by all means.
Jennifer and her nip slip can be found at MrSkin.com.
