We still do not care about Heidi Montag. We don’t care whether or not she’s naked in the new issue of Playboy. Maybe she is and we’ll get to mock her falsies and learn whether or not her pubes are waxed into a portrait of Spencer Pratt. That might be funny. But likely she’s not really naked. She’s probably wearing a bra but no panties, holding a Bible over her snatch, with that “Oops, you caught me” look on her face. Although that might take acting skills to pull off, so maybe not. Either way, don’t really care. Nope. Can’t make us. But we will show you this pic of Heidi at the premiere of G.I. Joe showing off her Playboy cover. Why was she at the premiere of G.I. Joe? Dunno. Maybe it stinks so much that no real celebrities were willing to sully their names by attending. No such concerns with this one. Also, why is she covered in mud on the cover? Also don’t know, but there must be some sort of metaphor in there somewhere. Just please don’t make us think this through. We could be thinking about the new cast of Tool Academy.
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What’s the verdict? Is she naked? I haven’t heard? It’s ironic that she’s a Christian, since she’s an abomination before the Lord.
She’s not naked. It’s Playboy, why would she be naked?
And PLAYBOY goes further down the tubes. Why can’t they give us celebrities we WANT naked, not wannabes who’d strip off their own skin for fifteen minutes? Either deliver the goods we want or don’t even bother, PLAYBOY!
My whole life I’ve wanted to watch the Playboy empire collapse and now it looks like it’s finally about to happen, helped along by this young nitwit.
actually i believe her name is whore.
I HATE NURSES!!!