We don’t read Tila Tequila‘s Twitter anymore because it’s like watching our cat swat his own reflection in the mirror. So we’re a few hours late to the game in reporting that Tila’s “fiancee”, Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, was found dead yesterday.
Casey Johnson was pronounced dead Monday morning in a Los Angeles area home, Usmagazine.com confirms. The heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune was 30 years old and recently made headlines as the apparent fiancee to reality star Tila Tequila.
“The Johnson family is mourning its tragic loss, and asks for privacy during this very difficult time,” said a rep for the Johnson family on Monday evening.
Tila, too, is asking for privacy. Hahahahahaaaaaa! Good one, CNW. She’s actually Tweeting like a finch on meth:
Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family
This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded
I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!
I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.
R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey
I can’t stop these haunting visions of her and I. We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives together…
Up next, Tila will Tweet that Casey actually faked her death in a fiery car crash to get back at Brick, who was sleeping with his ex-wife Sheila, but it turns out Casey isn’t dead after all–it was her TWIN! And the real Casey has amnesia after her baby was stolen in the mental institution when she was possessed by an evil spirit after Brandt had a seance! R.I.P. Casey. F.U. Tequila.
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I just cannot stand F-List Celebrities tweeting their lives to the uber bored public!
I’m with you. Why the Hell are we’re even dealing with this Tequila woman?