Heidi and Spencer: The Definition of Integrity

by Agent E. on January 20, 2009 11:17am

This picture is about as sincere as that lap dancer who always says to you, "You're so hot. You're the hottest guy I've ever given a lap dance to, honest. If it weren't against the rules, I would definitely have sex with you, stud. But you don't want me to get fired, do you?"