We normally have a strict "no Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt stories" rule that we follow to the letter, but since today's a very slow news day, here you go. Heidi and Spencer got married this weekend. Legitimately , this time. And from the looks of this picture, the couple got started on the honeymoon early. Get it? Do you get it? Hahahaha, seriously, GET IT????? It's because she's let her hair down in loose carefree waves befitting the casual style of a new bride relaxing on her honeymoon, see.
Mr. and Mrs. Useless
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Why did you have to break the cardinal rule???? I had just completely forgotten that they even exist and then you had to ruin it!!!
Don't blame us! Blame the boring celebs! It was either write about this or Jamie Lynn Spears's boyfriend getting into a car crash. At least this one had faux bukkake shots.