Heidi Montag is so fickle! She loves Spencer Pratt, then she hates him. She’s BFF with Audrina, then she isn’t. She’s a Christian Republican, then she’s not. She pays a guy who Twittered himself to death thousands of dollars to cut off her nose and put enormous novelty earth balls in her chest, now she doesn’t want them. Christ! Make up your mind, dingus! Life & Style reports:
Just one week after the untimely death of her plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, Heidi Montag sat down exclusively with Life & Style to tell-all about her plastic surgery regrets, revealing that she wants her outrageous G implants removed.
“I’m desperate to go back to normal,” she confides to Life & Style. “I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”
More than nine months after she went under the knife on Nov. 20, Heidi says she is still in severe pain and her body has not gotten used to the over the top boob job. “I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way,”
Besides being unable to hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs,” she says. “It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”
When she says “heartbreaking”, she means it quite literally. She can’t lie on her back or the weight of her big goofy clown boobs will actually, physically, snap her cardiac chamber in half. If she had gotten the H-cups she had originally wanted, the weight of them would have caused her to become stuck lying face down. Like a beetle, only stupider.
See Heidi Montag at MrSkin.com
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I wonder if they’ll put his Final Tweet on the tombstone.
And the tweet read: “Border collie jill surveying the view from atop the sand dune.”
That was written as a caption to a photo of his dog lying on the sand.
Ya know, there’s a certain symmetry to celeb lipo sucker being so self-indulgent that he texts to his Twitter account as he drives along a sheer cliff, causing him to plunge to his untimely death. It’s like nature’s way of draining the shallow end of the gene pool.
Oh, and regarding Heidi being so distraught she wants to trade her double Godzillas for double donuts … It DOES help explain the need for pumping botox into her forehead. Let’s face it, without the ‘tox, she’d have nothing but space for rent.
And, in a fitting tribute, Heidi tweeted:
“I am devastated to hear the news of Dr. Frank Ryan’s death,” Montag wrote on her Twitter page on Tuesday. “He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met. He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world.”
May he rest in pieces, er, peace … Oh, the hell with it.
this bitch might actually be more out of touch then lohan or tequila.still wanna see her naked though. something about a crazy bitch.
………….americans love to write about rubbish?
Poor Barbie.