A few months back, Heidi Montag got a marathon ten plastic surgery procedures in one day and came out the other end looking like a budget dollar store Barbie. As it turns out, she has to act like a budget dollar store Barbie now too, mincing around on permanent tippie toes with arms at a 90 degree angle. Also she can’t jog. Or hug. Or feel. Or love. US Weekly reports:
During a Monday radio appearance for On Air with Ryan Seacrest, Heidi Montag revealed new excruciating details about her plastic surgery.
In addition to familiar-sounding enhancements — nose, cheekbone and chin jobs, eyebrow lift, breast enlargement, fat injections — Montag said that she also “had my back scooped.”
When Ryan Seacrest asked her to clarify what a “back scoop” is, Montag replied, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”
Heidi Montag’s Back Scoop. Now available at Millions of Milkshakes.
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And once more Little Miss Have No Brains steps into a Pile of Tidy of her own making. I’m surprised she has survived this long in the game.
You think her doctor just made shit up as he went along? Just to see if she caught on?
So, uh, Mrs. Montag, we’re going to give you a camel toe inversion…
AWESOME! LET’S DO IT!
And I still wouldn’t plork her even with spencers 2 inch weenie! ( or is it that Spencer IS a 2 inch weenie?)
I’m with you on both counts. Even Britney or Lindsay would preferable to this walking waste of humanity…though vasectomy via double barreled shotgun would be more desirable than any of those trailer trash tramps.