We’ve always known that Heather Graham is magic. She has the face of a Boticelli painting and once got totally naked in a movie wearing nothing but roller skates. But she thinks she’s magic for realsies. Magic with a k. Digital Spy reports that she has started a coven with her friends.
“It’s just for fun. We never jinx someone with evil spells. We meet in order to release positive energy. When one of us wishes to meet a great guy, we try to have an influence on that.
“We sent Barack Obama positive energies, so that he would become the next president. I always liked magic. Now when I see Obama’s picture in the paper, I feel good.”
Heather went on to say that the coven channeled their energies so that Bonnie’s scars disappeared and she got hot and that they made racist Christine Taylor’s hair fall out in swim class and that they made Skeet Ulrich fall in love with the chick from The Mentalist. She’s a lot like you. The dangerous type.
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She needs a Bra.
Don’t these people have mothers?? or are they sooo busy with the Occult that they don’t have time to visit a Macy’s ad pick up a Bra??