Here at CelebNewsWire we are highly interested in the odoriferous qualities of celebrities. We’re pretty sure that Paris Hilton smells like dried semen and white lillies. But those are just informed guesses; we have no anecdotal proof that those smells would offend our olfactory organs were we ever in the proximity of these ladies. What we do know is that Tara Reid has the funk of a wino on the subway, and thanks to our gossip parfumeur, FemaleFirst, we now know that Heath Ledger would make a suitable companion for Miss Taradise.
Heath Ledger disgusted fellow subway passengers in New York at the weekend with his “unwashed” stench, it has been claimed.
The ‘Brokeback Mountain’ star was spotted carrying his two-year-old daughter Matilda through a station during Thanksgiving weekend, and commuters who crossed his path insist he was giving off an unpleasant smell.
One onlooker said: “He was pushing past the crowds on a staircase and I got quite a whiff. He smelled pretty unwashed!”
Heath – who split from Matilda’s mother Michelle Williams in the summer – was wearing red-framed sunglasses, an oversize lilac knitted hat and a fleece-lined jacket, which passengers also claim needed a good wash.
The witness added to America’s OK! magazine: “His jacket has clearly never seen the inside of a washing machine. He seemed to be going for the hobo-chic look!”
God, you are so uptight, “onlooker”. What do you smell like, cinnamon buns and freshed-brewed coffee? Heath’s just trying to be human, man, connect with his true, natural self. Plus, it’s hard to find time to shower and do laundry when you’re busy trying to schtup every under-forty female in New York City. That takes time and dedication.
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