Three apples high actress Hayden Panettiere has finally embraced her status as the teeniest, tiniest pygmy in Hollywood and was snapped sporting a gnome hat with her Studio 54 bikini at a pool a few days back. It was Hayden's birthday, and she celebrated the big 1-9 in the traditional fashion: constantly texting on a Blackberry while wearing sparkly novelty items before retiring to the pool to rub a naked boob upon a labrador retriever. Go forth to the cut! See boob meet pooch!
Consider these pictures a test for your bone. Hayden Panettiere is apparently one of the more desirable famous people these days, so if you can maintain an erection while looking at her in a dunce cap with her nipple resting against a dog, consider yourself a true Hayden fan. Also consider yourself a bestiality-loving aberration. Also maybe consider intensive psychotherapy, you pre-vert.
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Perhaps I'm blind, but I don't see a nipple.
nothing to see, move along.
nothing even mildly attractive about this girl. hype does the strangest of things to some minds.
@Justice..
i could see if you said “she’s not my cup of tea” or “well she’s cute…” but nothing mildly attractive? You’re either a pole smoker or over 400lbs with a hunch back and fungus on your balls…. you have got to be kidding me…
ingesting sperm does the strangestest of things to some mind….