People are freaking about thirty-year-old Milo Ventimiglia possibly dipping his wick into eighteen-year-old Hayden Panettiere, but we just don't get the outrage. It's not like she's Anna Nicole Smith here. And she probably doesn't call him Uncle Peter when they're making out. Plus, she used to be friends with Paris Hilton, who probably passed along some very helpful hints on how to hide facial deformities when being photographed. So we assume that Hayden and Milo were on set one day talking about photo ops when Hayden helpfully took Milo's head in her hands and tilted it just so, saying, "This is how Paris Hilton always positions her face to hide her wonky eye. I bet it will do wonders to disguise your stroke mouth." Who wouldn't instantly fall in love?
Check out the entire barely legal photo suite at TMZ.
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Stroke mouth. Mmph. Funny.