Hayden Panettiere Sings Song; Wears Shoes

Three apples high actress Hayden Panettiere is following in the footsteps of Jenny McCarthy today and posing for a series of ads for Candie’s–the shoes that complement Charlie! perfume and your “I Can’t Believe I Ate the WHOLE Thing” tee. Unlike Jenny, Hayden didn’t pose on the crapper, though Candies does continue its trend of having cute blondes do unattractive stuff in hope that it will impel you to buy their shoes. In addition to the “teen pregnancy” (it’s hot!) shot at top left, Hayden’s also doing the Jessica Simpson fly-catching pose, but fear not–there’s also “mounting a mic stand” and “j/o with a microphone” to balance it all out.

Furthermore, Hayden did a cover of Paris Hilton’s classic “Stars are Blind” and shot a video for it. So it’s not a cover, sure, but it sounds just like it. The best part of the video is when Hayden puts on a blunt black wig and morphs into Tina Yothers!