By now, you've undoubtedly heard The Legend of Havoc: Squeaky-clean Disney queen (Princess Diaries star Anne Hathaway) peels off her clothes and engages in hardcore simulated sex with L.A. gangbangers in a potentially career-damaging movie role; movie fails to secure a distributor/release date, hornballs across the nation go bonkers. Well, Miss Hathaway is a benevolent soul, and thanks to a revealing dress, she bestows upon us a fleshy, pendulous coming attraction. Pic after the jump.
Yeah, we know. No nipple. But if you're going to complain about a sizeable hunk of hooter sprout, you can just pick that stapler right up off your desk and use it to smack yourself repeatedly in your groinage, okay?
And no, we don't know when Havoc will be released. Trust us, if we knew, we'd already be parked at the theater, penis–I mean, popcorn–in hand.
See Anne Hathaway at MrSkin.com
