Ohmigod, did you guys hear about Teri Hatcher? She, like, keeps a van in her backyard and stuff? And in that van, she totally goes all the way.
With boys.
Oh ho ho, those celebrities. They do the kookiest shit! Hatcher admits that she has an old VW bus parked in her garden, and she digs doing dudes back there. "I've had that battered VW van for years. I think it's sexy and hot to get to grips with a guy in my passion wagon," she says. "When my van's a-rocking, don't come knocking! I know I'm acting like a teenager. But teen-style make-outs are fun after years of being a real-life desperate housewife." Teri added that the real reason for the van was to prevent her seven-year-old daughter Emerson from walking in on her in a compromising position. See, normal folks would just install a lock on the door. Or not pork when the kid was around. Or just get rid of the kid altogether–she could pawn her off to Angelina Jolie. Adoption is so hot in Hollywood right now. Needy children: the new chihuahuas!
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