Pam Anderson has announced that her tits are retiring. Let's all raise our glasses and salute the career of a talented pair before they head down to their new digs in Boca Raton to live out their golden years in a blaze of mai tais, bridge, and rheumatoid arthritis.
The ever-pneumatic and always quoteable Pam raised eyebrows recently when she turned up at some Hollywood hoe-down wearing a conservative tweed ensemble. She explained that since she's getting a bit long in the tooth, she feels that she's better suited tucking her 34 triple Q cans away, lest she become a latter-day Mamie Van Doren.
"I'm 38 and I don't need to get it out any more. My mom told me I've got beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile, that's what a man wants to see," Pam said.
We take it that means that her sitcom Stacked will now be called Beautiful Eyes and a Beautiful Smile. Good luck getting picked up for a third season, kids.
You bet your sweet ass you can see Pamela naked at MrSkin.com.
