CelebNewsWire's holiday plans:
1. Decide to get in the spirit by making eggnog. Look up recipe. Realize we have no eggs, cream, or nutmeg. Say fuck it and start swigging rum.
2. Haul a big ass jar of pennies to Dollar Tree to do our Christmas shopping. There's a set of dishtowels with tabby-cat appliquÈs with Mom's name on them.
3. Fantasize about which lucky garment will win the coveted spot as Vincent Gallo's Christmas sweater this year.
4. Post what the kids like to call . . . chirps? Hoots? Oh! Tweets! Tweets, that's it. Check in with our Twitter until we return on December 29th. Tweet, tweet! Gobble, gobble!
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