You know that friend of yours, the guy who goes to X Files conventions in 2005 and sweats when he eats? You know how he's always like, "I had this intense conversation with Halle Berry in the MforW23402911 chat room last night. No. Dude. Seriously."? As it turns out, he may be telling the truth.
Berry's remaining mum in regards to what her screennames might be, but she's confessed that, like the rest of us, she trolls the internet for human contact when she's lonely. "I spend lots of time in chat rooms being various names and people. I have been to a couple of dating ones just to see what everyone is talking about. I chime in and say fun stuff." Fun stuff? Like sexy fun? Geeks of the world, unite! Now's your chance to impress and win over Halle Berry! We trust all of you will take to your laptops and spend the next 48 hours drawing up an ASCII depiction of Halle's big Monster's Ball schtup scene. Remember: Capital O's are better than zeros when it comes to capturing the nuance of a nipple.
And if you need reference material, you can inspect Berry's berries at MrSkin.com.
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