Eligible men of America: well, youíve really dropped the ball this time, dudes. First Pam Anderson could not find a man to impregnate her, and now Halle Berry is crying hot salty tears into her flawless cleavage because she canít seem to locate any poor sap to inject her with baby juice. What kind of sick, sad world do we live in?
Like Pam, Halle is pushing 40 and her biological clock is about to die like an oversized novelty wall Swatch from 1987. Halleís not ruled out adoption, but sheíd really like to birth a litter of her own, and is weighing her options in regards to test tubiní it. "I'd love to have a baby, love to be a mom… I really need that in my life. So, hopefully the next decade can be dedicated to that. I know many people who have done it [artificial insemination] successfully and I respect their choice to say I don't have someone in my life, but I still want to experience motherhood. So, that' s an option. I'll work it out. Somehow, I plan on making it happen." This is just wrong. Why is Halle Berryís DNA of perfection foundering uselessly inside her body while billions of hideous, slovenly Americans who are not Halle Berry birth litters of physically flawed puppies every day? No wonder the rest of the world hates us.
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