Hey, guess what guys? Halle Berry is hot! Betcha didn't know that. Betcha didn't, my friends. Well, now you know, she's sexy. Super sexy. Sexier than all the other sexy ladies in the land. Sexy sexy sexy. And you know what you do with sexy ladies? You dress them up in lacy lingerie and make them do poses where they spread their legs and pretend to moan and stuff. Because then you think of sex. Genius. Unfortunately Esquire magazine isn't Maxim, so they think they're high class (they probably give you stock tips and advice on how to choose the perfect Brooks Brothers tie for every occasion instead of reviewing video games and telling you how totally fucking rad the new flavors of Doritos are). And high class = covering up the sexy lingerie with tank tops and t-shirts. Because showing the top of the bra is sexy, but showing the whole thing is like saying, "C'mon boys, pull a train on me." Is that it Esquire? Is that what you're saying? Because we're pretty sure those pictures of Bill Clinton and Barack Obama and Burt Reynolds are supposed to have some sort of deep meaning, we're just not sure what it is.
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