We're guessing that some Hollywood lackey is currently getting his ass handed to him over the Halle Berry/Benicio Del Toro movie Things We Lost in the Fire. "I can't believe you didn't know there would be a huge, devastating fire in California the same week we planned to release a movie with fire right in the title! What the hell do we pay you for anyway, if not to look into the future and predict any calamities that may befall our wondrous work of genius and cause it to net anything less than eleventy billion dollars?!" Well, we've got a nice consolation for you, Mr. Hollywood lackey: Halle Berry's preggo boobs. You may no longer have a job and your house may be nothing but ashes, but, hey, those things are pretty spectacular. Gazing upon their plump rotundness may cause you to go into a daze of ecstasy, and when you snap out of your bonerfied state in mid 2008 the whole of southern California will be rebuilt and the Hollywood studio system will have been dismantled, replaced by an industry that forgoes things like plot and costume and just gives you pictures of naturally swollen mammaries the size of small watermelons.
Scope Halle's pre-preggo boobs at MrSkin.com.
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