After the cut, you will find pictures of a lady with Larry Fine hair, a grommet-bedecked hooker frock, and moon boots. "But CelebNewsWire," you cry in protest, "that is surely not a thing that I would enjoy looking at whilst touching my privates." What if we told you that the aforementioned begrommetted hooker frock was slipping aside to reveal an entire boob? Are you sold? How about if we told you that the lady in this questionable get-up was the incomparably foxy Halle Berry? You'll buy that for a dollar. Go! Look!
Deck the Halls with Boobs of Halle
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