We know you've all seen Halle Berry all kinds of down-and-dirty naked. But that doesn't mean you don't want to see pictures of her jiggling her jugs and dry humping a giant poodle, now does it?
There are some students at Harvard University who feel compelled to laugh and prove to the world that they're not spending eighteen hours a day reciting The Illiad. These are the brave men and women who will go on to bring us such vital entertainments as According to Jim and The War at Home. But for now we'll just have to settle for them giving hot female celebrities a reason to fondle themselves onstage. Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatricals named Halle Berry their Hasty Pudding woman of the year and gave her a platform on which to improvisationally express herself. So why are we interested in this? Three words: No Catwoman II. Before receiving the award Halle was made to write on the blackboard four times: "I will not make Catwoman II." This kind of saddens us, actaully. What this world needs more of is grown women rubbing catnip all over their faces.
Oh, and those pictures we talked about? You can check them out at Egotastic!
We bet it's been awhile since you saw Halle's hooters. Why don't you right that wrong right now at MrSkin.com?
Halle Berry Gives Us a Taste of Her Hasty Pudding
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