If you're anything like us, and we know you are, you perv, you wish Halle Berry would stop dicking around in cinematic gems like Catwoman and the body-double tomfoolery of Gothika and just get naked again. Well, it looks like she read all those letters we sent (most of them just said "show us your tits" because we're not particularly creative) and might be ready to grant our wish.
We missed this item yesterday because we were too busy thinking about Charlie Sheen and teenage boys . . . er, we mean we were thinking about hot lesbians doing each other. Yes, that's it. Anyway, Page Six updated the Halle/buck naked situation:
Halle Berry was so convincing in her sex scenes with Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball that she won an Oscar. And she'll have more sex in her latest flick, Perfect Stranger – but only with herself. Her ornery co-star, Bruce Willis, is off-camera as Berry pleasures herself while Willis' voice "tells her what to do over the computer." As our spy said, "Halle keeps her hands to herself – and does a great job."
Hmmm. We admit that we were fooled by this bit of covert publicity at first, but on second inspection we're sniffing a bit of a Natalie Portman in Closer situation. We'll probably start hearing more and more about Halle's sexy performance in the coming weeks, and naturally we will assume that she will be all kinds of naked because to us sexy=naked. Then we will spend $9.50 to see the film on opening night, before a nudity sage can right our assumption. Then we'll probably see a bit of Bruce Willis man ass and no nudity from Halle. Then we might have to lock ourself in our bedroom with a microwave, a year's supply of Kraft Easy Mac, and a copy of Swordfish and not come out until Halle once again uncovers those beans. Actually, that doesn't sound that bad.
Halle is Berry naked at MrSkin.com.
