And you thought she couldn't top "Apple" . . . the name Gwyneth Paltrow has chosen for her new baby is pure crapple.
Capone.
That's the name Gwyn and husband Chris Martin have picked out for their new baby, reportedly a boy. Capone.
This is some sort of joke, right? It was reported in the Enquirer, so we thought it was simply a bit of typical Enquirer hokum that they dreamed up in between stories about pregnant ladies with no legs and the search for Natalee Holloway. But it was written by Mike Walker! Our Mike! Mike wouldn't lie to us, would he? At any rate, the naming duties went to Martin this time, and he wanted a name that had "character". Chris, lots of other names have character. Like Tom, for Tom Sawyer, or David, for David Copperfield. Or Manson Bundy Ramirez-Gacy. That's a pretty name.
Gwyneth is naked. Really naked. At MrSkin.com.
