We watch the Golden Globes every year with excitement–it's the only awards show that features celebrities slurringly drunk! This year was a bit of a disappointment, as no one appeared to be off their tits aside from, possibly, Piven. And none of the ladies looked particularly awe-inspiring, save for Helen Mirren and Felicity Huffman. We began to assemble a collage of the evening's looks, but our fingers got tired from all the HTML, so we'll just link you to Egotastic's lovely, exhaustive picture collections here and here. We basically just wanted to make this entry to give us a reason to post the Mary-Kate Olsen picture. Her face looks eleven, her makeup looks thirty-eight, and her dress and fur stole look seventy-one. We're hoping this is the hot new look for awards show parties in '07. The reverse Baby Jane with a hint of Grey Gardens. The gays will eat it up!
The Globes, They Were So Golden
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