Godspeed, Nicole Richie

nicole_richie_foodNicole Richie was in court earlier this week, trying to get a restraining order against two paparazzi who chased her car. But she’s got bigger problems now. US Weekly reports:

Nicole Richie has checked herself into a Los Angeles hospital.

A rep for the star tells Usmagazine.com, “Nicole has checked into Cedars-Sinai where she is being treated for pneumonia. She is doing well.”

Cripes, it’s a good thing this didn’t happen in 2005, when she weighed 86 pounds. She now has slightly more body mass with which to fight off disease, plus modern medicine has improved in leaps and bounds since then, and now one simple pill can evict the Flubber-like family of crass green blobs that have turned your alveoli into a hostel.

P.S. Holy shit! Stories about Paris and Nicole at the top of the blog! Oh, nostalgia! Now we just have to drag Sisqo out of retirement.

See Nicole Richie at MrSkin.com

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