Do you feel an otherworldly affinity with Leonardo DiCaprio? Did you spend the first few months of 2005 obsessively washing your hands and peeing into bottles? Do you really, really want to complete your loser-to-Leo transformation by seeing Gisele Bundchen's ass? Well, too bad sucker, she's not showing it.
Just like Jennifer Aniston, Gisele thinks that her body is a private entity only to be shared with sufficiently rich and famous men of her choosing. She told British Vogue:
"I make a point about that because I don't want my booty [to show]. I can't wear like a nun outfit, or something like that, but I make sure that they understand that my booty has to be covered. It's my booty and I feel like when you're walking on the runway, God knows where they're looking. It's not that I feel self-conscious, it's that I feel like my booty should be shown on special occasions, for special people."
Well we know what we're getting Gisele for Christmas: an erotic thesaurus. A tome such as The Bald-Headed Hermit and the Artichoke could teach Gisele terms such as chair cheeks, assteriors, rumpus, squatter, bosom of the pants, or corybungus and the poor thing wouldn't have to keep repeating booty all the time. Unless of course she's actually a pirate. Then that's a fine excuse.
Gisele's corybungus isn't bare at MrSkin.com, but it's still hot.
