Naming your kid after a cartoon cat is generally not a good idea. But if you're set on that idea, we guess Felix is better than Garfield or Heathcliff (unless your last name is Huxtable, of course). But saddling your newborn with the moniker Felix when his older brother is already called Oscar? That's just cruel, lady. Reports People:
X-Files star Gillian Anderson and boyfriend Mark Griffiths are parents of a baby boy, the actress's rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.Felix Griffiths, weighing 6 lbs., 15 oz., was born Oct. 15 in London, says rep Kelly Bush.
Felix is the second child for Anderson, 40, with Griffiths, joining their 1-year-old son Oscar. Anderson also has a 13-year-old daughter, Piper, from a previous marriage.
We have long chuckled over Pamela Anderson's sons Dylan and Brandon, but this is worse. When the Anderson-Lee kids grow up, they're only expected to engage in a mean sideburn showdown. But poor Felix Griffiths is forever going to be following older bro Oscar around with a tiny little broom, grumbling about the stink of cigar smoke. What a sad existence. But in a sick way we're hoping that this naming device will continue. Maybe Gillian could jump on Hollywood's latest trend and start popping out twins. Tom and Jerry. Hansel and Gretel. Harold and Kumar. And if she's lucky enough to get a set of triplets on her next uteral outing? Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
There's nothing odd about the couple on Gillian's chest. See Gillian Anderson nude at MrSkin.com.
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