Want to bed Ginger Spice? Pffft, it's easy! You just have to get an HIV test and get tested for every STD. Then if all your bloodwork comes back negative, there is a three-month waiting period, while Ginger Spice gets to know the real you, the man inside. Then, if you pass that test, and you can contend with her enormous closet full of sex toys, you get to deal with her admitted "Catholic guilt". That's hot?
Although she says she does engage in woman-on-man sexual activity–after a three-month waiting period and after the guy has passed a battery of genital-disease tests and various sundry physical challenges–Geri Halliwell mostly relies on her cache of erotic playthings. Ginger says that her sex drive "skyrocketed" after she turned thirty, and as she isn't down with meeting partners via the usual modern means (MySpace, Craigslist Missed Connections, on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith), she started amassing a collection of buzzing little buddies who would never give her the clap or bring Tara Reid home for a threesome. However, Geri is too embarrassed to purchase the toys herself and called herself "genetically split"–she inherited her father's high sex drive and her mother's Catholic prudishness. OK, first of all, how much does a Ginger Spice sex-toy buyer pay? More than the Charlize Theron Dog Crap Cleaner or the Mariah Carey Gum Caddy? Secondly, why does Geri know what her father's sex drive is like?
Geri Halliwell's highly spicy Nude Review at MrSkin.com.
