Geri Halliwell's Ass Is Swell

Poor Ginger Spice. In the '90s she got all the attention, what with her sexy curves and all that stuff that people with penises seem to enjoy. But now no one pays much attention to her. She didn't marry a hunky football star. She doesn't have rock-hard half-coconut-shell boobs. She's not BFFs with Katie Holmes. Poor Ginge. Sometimes the lack of attention gets to her and she has to lash out, do something to make the public take notice. Like name her baby Bluebell Madonna. But that's sort of worn off by now, and no one's looking at Geri anymore. What to do, what to do? We know! Why not cut out a portion of the seat of her dress and replace it with a mesh window? Nice. But for modesty's sakeóor in case she finds herself needing to take a seat on a rain-soaked bus benchówe hope Geri had the forethought to install some mini blinds.

Tagged as: Geri Halliwell, see-through shots