"Hey, guys, remember me? I'm Roseanne. I know I haven't been around lately, but I'm still totally famous. And people still love me even though I'm a total shit-whore bitch. Remember my show? The reruns are on like twelve times a day on one of those channels for women. No? You don't remember? I was fat, then less fat, then even fatter, then a little less fat again. Not ringing any bells? I know George Clooney! He's totally famous. I know him. We're tight."
In a desperate bid to gain her first attention in ten years, former sitcom star Roseanne it talking about George Clooney's naked man meat. She told Britain's Attitude magazine:
"One night when we were all drunk, John Goodman took a picture of George naked with Groucho Marx glasses over his private area and we used to have that on the fridge on the Roseanne show, with a magnet on top of it. But someone stole it. I always check to see if it's on eBay–all of us do–but somebody must have just thrown it away because it's never shown up."
See what she did there? She caught your attention with her famous friend's name then totally smacked you on the ass with an image of his dick pretending to be a nose. A big, long, thick nose with a funny mustache. Unless the Cloon man was using his member in the role of Groucho's cigar. That gives a whole new meaning to "smoking a stogie."
You want more Clooney? Of course you do. Go to MaleStars.com.
Roseanne isn't at MrSkin.com. But Rosanna Arquette is.
