George Clooney, Facebook Foe

george-clooney-creepy-old-manLet’s face it, ladies, George Clooney is an old man. He’s got gray hair, he’s in movies that address, like, deep social issues and shit, and he hates technology. Give him another ten years, and he’ll be Clint Eastwood pulling guns on his nice new Asian neighbors and telling them to get off his lawn. But at least Clooney is still holding onto the vulgarity of youth. He told People:

I would rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page.

Yeah, we always suspected George had a hard time letting go of Make Out Club and moving on to the new trends.

We have much lower standards than Clooney. So check out our Facebook page!

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WeirdArchives September 16, 2009 at 12:31 pm

Which means he actually has a MySpace or Twitter account under an assumed name. Bastard!

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Jamaicafest September 16, 2009 at 6:41 pm

To each his own. Facebook is not for everybody. I find it very useful though.

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Charlene September 17, 2009 at 7:35 pm

So, he would rather have some fellow with cold hands up his bum! Hmmmm. Bummer…

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failbook September 20, 2009 at 4:01 pm

haha owned! Good job Clooney. Failbook sucks and so does this site.

P.S – I mean Facebook *cough*

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rox October 3, 2009 at 11:53 am

If this was the 14th century he’d be saying books are stupid. There can be a lot of value in social networking if you take it beyond the inane bourgeois stuff. Examples: viral fundraising, political awareness, general information flow, exposing oppression, the power of one voice reaching many and the many reaching back.

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Gökhan ALTAY October 9, 2009 at 6:51 am

05466843682 my phone number age:20 from:turkey

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Gökhan ALTAY October 9, 2009 at 6:53 am

ı lıve you usa…Clooney facebook and msn add me !!!please :( ((:(:(:(::(:(:(:(:(

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Giankarlo Cornejo October 31, 2009 at 1:54 pm

deep issues and shit…his movies probably send a message for those interested in things that are more important than just gossip. YOU dedicate your life to this…it’s not even inspiring!, you may have money but you’re very mediocre (and i can tell that by the way you write). i pity you. and just for the record, im not even a fan of clooney’s work, he’s a bit boring yeah but at least he has his own say. you’re just a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of those people who think censoring minorities is original and clever. THINK.

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ronan December 15, 2009 at 1:12 pm

totally agree. I hate facebook, privacy invaisons, scams, all sorts of rubbish really. It`s old now 5years, already started loosing it`s popularity.
King of websites is youtube by the way and no one can beat it.

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Bob August 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm

So.. just because he doesn’t want a facebook page that means he hates technology? Kind of a stretch isn’t it?

Give him another 5 years and he’ll look like a genius for not getting sucked into the fad, meanwhile you’ll be sitting around trying to figure out how to permanently delete your page and wondering how many people out there copied and saved all those embarrassing pictures you posted.

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Maryam Ebrahimi! September 28, 2010 at 2:15 pm

why? is he jeoulouse that some people write just a software! and these group of people now! eager to it! and then those men are rich enough!
come on!
Technolgy & economics is so near to cinema! as a director! as an actor!

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