Bennifer II is now official! Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have been joined together in connubial bliss. They were married Wednesday on a beach on the Turks and Caicos island. Goddammit, another celebrity wedding outsourced to an exotic foreign locale. The American wedding industry has taken such a huge hit this year that John Cougar Mellencamp is organizing a benefit concert as we speak. Rain on the scarecrow, blood on the aisle?
The happy bride and groom walked down the aisle sporting matching swollen bellies–Jen's pregnant, Ben's just a lazy fatass–as the sun set on the island. Jennifer's Alias costar Victor Garber witnessed the joyous event. The bride wore white, which is fairly funny. Since she's pregnant. And that means they had sexual intercourse. Which means she's totally not a virgin. But we digress. As it turns out, the mastermind behind the devilish nuptials was one Bruce Willis! The florist who provided the posies for the wedding happily blabbed to the Enquirer:
"I was commissioned to do flowers in white; longstemmed coral lilies with white roses and white Casablanca lilies and pink stargazers. We were told the couple were celebrities and they were staying at Bruce Willis' house and we did the flowers at Bruce Willis' home. We took a boat to the island, we did the flowers and we were hurried out of the house because the couple were there."
Thanks a LOT, Bruce Willis. God! If Mr. and Mrs. Garfleck feel the need to subject the public to more Elektra-style cinematic pairings, it's YOUR head, champ. YOUR head.
Ahhhh. The blushing bride's Nude Review at MrSkin.com.
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