Here at CelebNewsWire we love it when stories come in bundles. There was the glorious shark week of 2005 that found Jessica Alba and Nicolette Sheridan braving icy waters to save errant bathers from the finned menace. And now we've got Keira Knightley and Courtney Love proving that old Hollywood glamour is truly dead–one f-bomb at a time.
We've never heard of Canada's National Post, but that won't stop us from using them as a source. We have no standards, people. No ethics either. They say:
A fan spotted Courtney Love leaving a discount department store in Los Angeles and asked the troubled rocker how she lost all her weight. According to The National Enquirer, Love flew into a rage. "Well, it's not the fucking Pilates, and it's not the fucking liposuction — it's called goddamned starvation because I can't afford to buy any fucking groceries!"
Wait, didn't Courtney, like, just sell part of her stake in the Nirvana catalog for something like $50 million? $50 million dollars. We highly doubt that even Courtney Love could spend $50 million on Oxycontin and cheek implants in two months. But now that we've heard this excuse we can't wait until other emaciated Hollywoodians pick up on it. Nicole Richie will tell Vogue, "Paris wouldn't let E! pay me for this season of The Simple Life so I can't afford to eat. I want to eat, but my $10,000 dollar weekly allowance only covers essentials like Balenciaga bags and Chanel sunglasses."
We don't care if Courtney's poor. She's naked at MrSkin.com.
