Taking a page from The Book of Longoria, Lindsay Lohan has taken to mailing her female friends–including Kate Moss–a bunch of sex toys. Not sure how she's planning on one-upping Kate's impressive dildo coup of a limited edition solid gold phallus. Perhaps diamond-studded platinum nipple clamps would do the trick, but Lindsay's Herbie dollars would probably only get cubic zirconia set in pink gold plating.
Oh, that Lindsay! What a zany, nutty, sexually free spirit she is! A source is quoted at our gossip shaman, FemaleFirst, as saying:
"Lindsay has been making her female friends laugh by sending them sex toys as she wanted to cheer them up. The latest thing she sent out was an Ann Summers sex toy called the Deluxe Rampant Rabbit. Lindsay thinks they are hilarious. As well as 12 pairs of sexy black thongs, some massage oil and edible underwear she has ordered 12 of the Deluxe Rabbits off the internet."
This is sounding less and less like a joke and more and more like Lindsay, consumed with all things sexual, is trying to initiate some sort of desperate girl-girl action. When you're playing a funny prank, you send a goofy oversized dildo called SeÒor Hose and call it a day–you don't follow up with mountains of lingerie, oil, edible drawers, and such and such. Just like if you're busting out the novelty chattering teeth–forever a crowd-pleaser–you don't bring out 12 sets along with fake braces and joke toothpaste that is vomit-scented. That's just overkill.
And speaking of novelty chattering teeth, here's Faye Dunaway.
The buzz on Lindsay: MrSkin.com
