We haven't made a joke containing the words "Fergie" and "pee" or "Depends" in quite a many months, and as much as we want to, we better restrain ourself or else she may send us to Hell. Apparently Fergie Ferg is God's homegirl, he loves her humps and her London Bridge, he doesn't phunk with her heart, etc. etc. etc.
The patron saint of misspelled royalty told Vibe magazine:
I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You canít take that away from me, ëcause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I canít sing, itís kind of like insulting God.
Hear that, haters? Fergie's got the Lord on her side, so you better watch yourself. But the scary part about this is what it might mean for Heaven. If God is a Fergie lover, perhaps Heaven is full of trannies with polyester hair, shiny belly shirts, and gangsta formal shorts. And everyone's walking around in pissy drawers! Better start your straight-to-Hell sinning right now.
Fergie for the pervy at MrSkin.com.
