But to the straights, she says, "Crack it up, bitches!"
Will we have to change Fergie's nickname from Fergie Pee Pants to Fergie Meth Mouth? It doesn't really have the same zazz, but if she keeps insisting on discussing her battle with Lady Speed in the media, she leaves us no choice. We're not exactly sure if she's aiming for street cred or trying to explain her half-melted methface, but having a love affair with meth isn't exactly the most glamorous of addictions. Fergie's latest platter of verbal vomit was served to gay mag HX:
"In my experience, ecstasy leads to crystal meth, and I just think that people don't know how addictive that drug is. It's so cunning because it's such a fun drug at first. You lose weight and look great for a while, but I don't care if it takes six months or five years, it will creep up on you. Don't be fooled and think you're special."
And you know who else Fergie doesn't think is special? Bloggers. Her new album contains a song called "Pedestal" which rips on hardworking folks like you and like us who like to make the typey noise on the keyboard because we have low self-esteem. Ferg explains:
"I just think, 'Wow, I've worked so hard for this, but what are you people doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking shit about people?' If people don't like me, fine, but don't criticize people if you're not getting off you're ass and doing something about your own life."
Well, guess what, your highness? We just got off our ass, walked across the floor and into the bathroom, pulled down our pants, and urinated into the toilet. We win!
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