"Hey Paula, hey hey, Paula. Can I take your picture, can I, please? Pleeeeease? No, I don't want to wait till you're done dropping a deuce. I wanna do it now. NOW! I'm just gonna take this convenient little camera phone and reach right over the wall of this here toilet stall and SNAP! Gotcha! I got a picture of Paula peeing! This is going straight to my Paula Abdul fansite!" And for the full story, we turn to MSNBC:
Most celebrities expect the occasional overzealous fan to snap an unflattering candid, but Paula Abdulís eager star-stalker took it a step too far.ìA fan leaned over (a public bathroom stall) and took a picture, and I was mortified, and she didn't think there was anything wrong with it,î the ìAmerican Idolî judge told the L.A. Times. ìI honestly was weirded out by that and she was so nervous that she thought I wouldn't even notice. I was like no, no, that's not cool. I said to her, ëA real good tip: Don't do that to anyone else.íî
Once Paula ensured the potty pic was history, she proved her patience by posing for some more appropriate shots with the same fan.
This particular story created an absolute furor in the CelebNewsWire offices, with many Paula songs being reappropriated to include references to bodily functions. The standouts? "I pee standing up," "I pee sitting down," "We pee together cuz opposites attract." And "Gush, gush, hurry, hurry Paula, pee for me."
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