Michael Douglas is 60. In Hollywood, this doesn't normally matter–that's about the age when its male stars film a string of romantic comedies opposite your Amanda Peets or your Heather Grahams. But Mike is married to notorious shrieking harridan Catherine Zeta-Jones, who is probably just now realizing that although those Douglas dollars are still fun to spend, the fella she married is well on his way to the bloated, saggy land of salt-n-pepper 'nad hair, so the Wall Street star had himself a good old-fashioned face lift.
Mike had been spending a couple weeks recovering vacationing in Barbados with his wife and two young kids (When those little ones graduate high school, their dad will be pushing 80. Think about that.) when he was captured for posterity with what The Sun called "a plaster next to his left ear and a weeping wound by his right one". Delicious! Have a gander at these pics from PageSixSixSix.com. An onlooker described Douglas: "Michael looked like he had cuts around his ears. He had flown off the island on Monday evening, then returned the next afternoon with the plaster and scars. He didnít have them when he left on Monday ó so whatever he had done must have taken place on Monday night. He did look very strange." Well done, Mike! Now you look merely 55!
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