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Eyes Wide Shut: You Are Not the Father

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1. Rumor has it that this very conservative talk show host goes over seas to frequent the brothels for younger girls whenever he can get away…. (BuzzFoto)

2. This B- list movie actor recently called it quits with his wife. Well, more accurately, she called it quits with him. It turns out the wife was 100% convinced that our actor was the father of January Jones’ baby. She could not be dissuaded. Well, while checking out her husband, she never did find out for sure if he is the father, but she did find out that he has been messing around with a whole bunch of other people that she had been totally blind about. So, called him out on it and kicked him out.” (CDaN)

3. There’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. If you’re already famous, your public profile skyrockets even higher. You get more cover photos, more interview requests, more gossip column inches, more talk show appearances. You can expand your own product lines, as well as shill for products that were previously just out of your childless reach. Because, once you’re seen as a mother, you can add paragon of selflessness and motherhood and traditional family values to your resume. Even if you’re the most vain and selfish human being on the planet. Yes, there’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. Even if you’re not as pregnant as you’re pretending to be. Even if you’re not pregnant at all.” (Blind Gossip)

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