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Eyes Wide Shut: Which Reunited Lovebirds Are Really Publicity Hungry Vultures?

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1. Everyone is so excited that these two lovebirds are back together! Sorry, but that kind of naivete is going to come back to bite you on the butt. Why? Because their reunion is both fake and temporary. We told you before that their original coupling took place in a publicist’s office. They became good friends, but nothing more. If they look like they are in love, it is only because they are actors. If they can convince you on screen, they can convince you off screen. They are now reuniting as a “couple” to promote their new film. The success of that film will enable both of them to command top dollar for subsequent films, after which they will be parting once again. Their breakup is scheduled to occur in 2013 after the DVD release. (BlindGossip)

2. Which blonde Oscar winner – known for helping out celebrities in crisis – has reached out to Kate Middleton after her topless scandal made headlines? The squeaky-clean A-lister got chummy with Prince William and his bride when the couple was in Los Angeles last year – and now she and Kate have become BFFs! (National Enquirer)

3. Sssh! Which star has been pumping up his muscles thanks to a load of steroids? Not a cool look. (DailyMirror via BlindGossip)

My guesses:
1. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
2. Reese Witherspoon
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger

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