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Eyes Wide Shut: Trouble in Paradise for Bonnie and Clyde?

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1. This celebrity couple often refers to themselves as Bonnie and Clyde, but things might not be what they appear. New leaked documents suggest the pair don’t even live together anymore, the wife living in a luxurious Miami condo and her rapper husband lives in New York City. Meanwhile, the husband is trying to stay relevant by embarking on a tour with a famed pop star. He also hopes to out-shine a “skirt-wearing rapper” with the release of a new album. (Hollywood Street King via Blind Gossip)
2. This TV star has been a bit of a diva. He demanded more money, slept with every female associated with the show and demanded producers fire people who didn’t meet his standards. The show began a downward slope and everyone blamed this TV star for making so many bad decisions. However, he asked producers to lie for him by telling the public that he fought to keep his colleague around and even offered to step down from his role. The entire situation has gotten so out of hand, that producers of the show are ready to show the public exactly what kind of guy this star is. In fact, he is getting fired. But, because of his contract, the producers are actually willing to pay him big bucks to buy him out of the show. (Blind Gossip)
3. This starlet has no idea, but her current boyfriend is actually getting paid to spend time with her. She has a hard time meeting people because of her fame, so the only way she was able to find a new man that doesn’t work for her is if the meeting is arranged. He is getting paid $1000 a week to spend time with her, which as twice as much as he was getting paid at his last job. He isn’t supposed to have sex with her, but since she doesn’t know about the deal, it has probably already happened. (Crazy Days and Nights)

My Guesses:
1. Jay-Z and Beyonce, Justin Timberlake as the pop star and Kanye West as the rapper.
2. Matt Lauer and the “Today Show.”
3. Britney Spears

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