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Eyes Wide Shut: Pampered Progeny’s Paternity Petulance

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1. This famous Latina TV actress is secretly dating the popular mayor of a big U.S. city. She’s in her 30s and has been divorced twice, and she’s desperate to be half of a power couple with the handsome politician! Who are they? (National Enquirer)
2. We used to see this child out all the time with their parents. These sightings provided lots of photo ops of normal parent/child stuff, usually with the mother, but often with the father. However, lately, the child has been missing from public view. We hear it’s because the child has become uncontrollable in public. They are hitting, kicking and don’t want to be touched. They have also been heard screaming at one of the parents, “You’re not my real mother/father!” (BlindGossip)
3. Which once-trendy designer has burned so many bridges that a recent press request was greeted with silence? (Coincidentally, he was recently spotted pulling a hot dog out of a garbage pail and eating it! So not chic!) (Village Voice)

My guesses:
1. Eva Longoria and Antonio Villaraigosa
2. Suri’s the tempting guess these days, but for fun, one of the Jolie-Pitt kids.
3. John Galliano?