Every day, it grows larger, and stronger. Every day, it grows more evil. Every day, it twists and turns in its poisonous little pod, seething and plotting and rubbing its tiny, newly-formed paws together, waiting for the day it can make its escape. And now, friends? Now we hear that Tom and Katie's ripening spawn has a gender.
Break out the little blue pitchfork and teeny tiny blue cloven-hoof booties, because it's a boy! Well, it's a boy according to one Australian website and no one else. But still! Still! We'll take any tiny scrap of information we can get and clutch it to our sweaty bosom. NineMSN states that Katie Holmes was spotted buying a passel of blue baby clothes at Petit Bateau in L.A. recently, and that she and the baby's illigitimate father, who you might know as Tom Cruise, have already chosen a name: William Oscar. Willie Cruise. Bill Cruise. Huh. We're raiding the icy-walled vault of moral bankruptcy we possess in lieu of a heart and honestly, we can't come up with a single nasty joke to make about the name. Well, we've made upwards of 850 posts at this point, and we're obviously growing soft in our old age. Next thing you know, we'll be blogging about how we should all give Tara Reid a break, and sending Usher a fruitcake.
Katie Holmes! Naaaaaaked! At MrSkin.com.
And Tom, too! At MaleStars.com.
Evil Takes a Boy Form
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