Obviously Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are way too comfortable with their bodily functions. Not only do they freely talk about the various things coming out of their asses, they do in front of television cameras. But then we canít poop unless the bathroom door is locked, the lights are out, and the house is completely silent, so maybe weíre the one with the problem.
Every girl dreams of the day that the man she loves will present her with a big fat rock and ask her to share his life with him. And if that big olí bauble has something brown and stinky all over it, youíve just got to roll with the punches. Bobby Brown asked his wife of thirteen years to take a second walk down the aisle with him, but he had to cut his speech short to make a deposit at the 2nd National Bank of Stank. And he did it on his reality TV show Being Bobby Brown. Whitney laughed it off and explained, "He's had the runs since yesterday." Houston couldnít even let the poo-poo stink clear before she had to make a Rocky Mountain mud slide of her own (or, as FeamleFirst so eloquently put it, ìHouston's imminent need to defecate soon followedî). She complained of cramping and showed Bobby her bloated stomach and said, "I'm about to do the doo. I'm about to drop it on the one–a boat load." And that, my friends, is how a lady informs her dining companions that she must make haste to the lavatory.
Whitney and her dootie bubbles at MrSkin.com.
Every Little Poop I Take, You Will Be There
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