Evangeline Lilly in "Pee and Poop and Drool, Oh My!"

Weíre a little late to the hoe-down on Lost, as last year we received the first season of Too Close for Comfort for our birthday and spent the better part of seven months hypnotized by Jim J. Bullock. But weíve recently started catching up with everyoneís favorite plane crashees and have started a mild obsession with Evangeline Lilly. We rock ourselves to sleep at night by repeating her name over and over again. But that might change now that sheís overshared details about her bodily functions.

Evangeline wants everyone to know that sheís no Angelina Jolie, what with the fake poise and breeding and all that humanitarian crap. Her role models may be more along the lines of Jenny McCarthy. She said, "I really don't want to be mysterious. Women in this business are expected to put forth a poised and perfect persona. I want people to see that I'm an ordinary-Joe girl. I blow my nose after work, I drool in my sleep, and my shit stinks." We kind of got the picture that Evangeline wasnít interested in pithy little things like class and beauty when she started dating her hobbity co-star Dominic Monaghan. And if we still had any doubts, this little story would kill them: ìSo we're in the middle of a parking lot in Kailua, daring each other to do things. Jorge [Garcia, Evangelineís Lost co-star] turns to me and says, 'I'll give you twenty dollars if you pee in that garbage can.' Thirty seconds later, I've got my pants down and my bum hanging into this garbage can, and he has to give me twenty dollars. I don't have a lot of inhibition." Some of you may be into girls who pee in trash cans and drool in their sleep (Weíre on to you. Youíre all sick, sick fuckers.), and for you we will direct you to pictures of Evie jogging in her bikini. We know thereís no pee involved, but youíre just going to have to deal with it.

Want to think about Evangeline peeing a little longer? Check her out at MrSkin.com.

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