The other day you all gathered around with carpet squares and juice boxes, and in hushed, reverent tones, we told you the tale of BeyoncÈ and Eva Longoria preparing to star in a film in which they would bump donuts. But Eva now tells us that it's lies, all lies. Filthy lies. Dirty lies. Dirty, delicious, tasty, perfumed, lacy little lies. Soft and supple, taut and firm lies. Lies tinged with the sweet, lusty sweat of mingled feminine liquids. Tangy lies. Fleshy lies.
Actually more like lies coated in heavy bronzer and weave juice! Haw haw. OK, so even though the quotes were attributed to the pair, Eva is now calling foul and saying that Tipping the Velvet will not be something either are involved in. Quoth the midget:
"Believe me, I would love to work with BeyoncÈ one day. Sheís so talented. But this is definitely not something we are doing together. Itís completely and absolutely not true. What makes me crazy is that there are quotes out there, quotes from me saying itís true. But in fact itís not true. And (there are) quotes of BeyoncÈ saying itís about time we had a female Brokeback Mountain. And weíre like, we never said that.î
Aha! So, Eva, you admit that you and BeyoncÈ were together, discussing the situation! Was that before or after the slow-motion pillow fight and girl-girl frenching?
BeyoncÈ Knowles best at MrSkin.com.
Yes, Eva's there, too.
