Eva Mendes: A Slippery Nipply

MENDES.jpgNipple slips have become so commonplace that we are about to manufacture and market an entire line of jewelry based on the tit-spigot snafu. All of our lovely brooches will be in the shape of nipples–some pink, some brown, some large, some small–and made with 100% genuine Swarovski crystals. Pin them to your blouse and ensure that your nippo will always slippo, even when it's not! Our Bai Ling model is noticeable to all no matter where you pin it, and our Christina Aguilera version comes in two styles: 2001 Dirrty Pierced and 2008 Baby, the latter with "milk" droplets made out of real cultured pearls! After the cut, our newest addition: the Eva Mendes Areola!

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This is from our most recent Areola line, for when you want jewelry a bit more resigned and conservative for the office. Not statement pieces, to be sure, these understated accessories are perfect for weddings and funerals. If these prove to be a hit, we're going to branch out the line to include white pants jeweled with rubies to mimic the Mischa Barton I-Forgot-My-Always-Plus, and the Kate Moss Coke Booger Nose Ring (psst! the opal goes on the INSIDE).

Eva shows beava! See it all at MrSkin.com.

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yoyo January 20, 2008 at 4:22 am

MUCH BETTER RESOLUTION VIDEO FILE WITH EVA MENDES NIPPLE SLIP

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Louis January 21, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Lovely breasts

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